Miss not high school, not college

 
   "Miss not high school, not college"
  
   Al Bundy (spelll'n?), for he played high school football, and that is true pride, madame.  Anyhow, step-dad has Penn State game on--yup, love the college beat of real school drums during the pigskin pitch, for Big Daddy, Bubba Cheese himself, doesn't allow pro-football on in here, save to mollify the invaders.
   Brenda and Dylan--the prom.  Brandon gets drunk and wrecks a rich father's car.  Sounds kinda college; however, was not; still, I can only imagine.  And how do I know about Sgt. Bilko?  Cause there were reruns, you putz.  And I dreamed to be a welder or onion farmer.  My Mom said:  "Keep dreaming."  And that the surfboard would carry my skinny ass away into Atlantis.  She is a creepy yet lovely woman.  And my dog is really weird.   
   Just want to throw a shout-out to Holland, Pierce, and James for all the quasi-cowboy days in Arkansas.  One dude fought in modern war as an officer, another drives a V-8, and the other is just bad ass, with a pet alligator.  We've all been around.  And pretty cool.  Pretty cool.
   Yet, there are Crusaders from ancient times, and we are no greater.