Voltaic Junkyard--Aquila, the Eagle Constellation

   
   "Voltaic Junkyard--Aquila, the Eagle Constellation"
   
   Adam and Roger at the Waffle House, wisely not ordering scrambled eggs, for anybody can drop them on the floor; next, pick them up, put them on your plate, and you'll never know.  Too, when you drink coffee out, always drink over the handle, for less people have put their mouths there.  Anyway, the twosome were cautiously drinking their java, discussing, more or less, nothing anybody would give a rat's ass about, mostly.  

ADAM
Put a gun in a young man's hand and he feels like a super-human.  When will these people realize it's not the case?  Live by the sword, die by the sword--Jesus put that one out there.

ROGER
It's more satisfying to put a blade into a man anyway.  I mean, I wouldn't know, just heard it from a gang member when I was up in Buffalo years ago.

ADAM
Trying to save up money to get a good telescope.  Been thinking about American Freedom--the Eagle and all; thus, was pondering the Aquila Constellation.  Altair is its brightest star, and the Constellation has a myriad of deep space sky objects; plus, the Glowing Eye Nebula.

ROGER
Do you think we need girlfriends?  Look at us--we're losers.

ADAM
At least we're not crooks.  Look at Congress, or every attorney in the land--it's like 90% thievery.  

ROGER
Yeah, they don't want no near death experience.  Or maybe they'll just come back as a dung beetle and eat shit for the rest of their lives.

ADAM
Isn't that what the phonies are doing already?  Damn, I wish Han Solo and Chewbacca were here.

ROGER
Yeah, we need girlfriends.  Sad part is--we'll get dumped sooner or later.  Oh well, that's why there's beer.