Voltaic Junkyard--Roger's Visit

   
   "Voltaic Junkyard--Roger's Visit"
  
   ROGER ON THE STREET LEGAL KX 200, THINKING MAYBE IT WAS A TWO-CYCLE, AND WHILE THAT MADE YOU BUZZ AND SPIN ON THE DISMOUNT, THE NEON-GREEN GAVE HIM FORTUNATE FAITH, HOPE, AND CHARITY--YET MAXIMUM POWER MUST BE USED TO PRODUCE A GOOD CROP.  SO, ROGER AND ADAM IN THE TIN BOX.

ROGER
Your sister is very talented.  Is she single?  Don't be a bodyguard brother, nor let me have her easy.

ADAM
Holy crap, that's my sister man!  We got an alliance here, two weird guys down on the dumb, and you can't go making time with Sheila--she'll take no garbage or bullshit; she sees through it all.  Says I'm too passive and unsure.  That young lady is a war horse.

ROGER
How did she get those chiseled arms and legs, yet not fatty, just tone and like a model?

ADAM
Prayer, vitamins, and no stress from society.  All she has is the junkyard and that wacky dog.  It's her mission to make the junkyard a temple, of sorts.  She knows everything is real--inter-dimensional things, phantoms, saints, angels, truck drivers, hookers, firetrucks, alien craft, and that comical guy back in the 1970's that bit potato chips and made a crunch or something.  Are you lifting up what I'm laying down?

ROGER
You may be more like her than you think.