Voltaic Junkyard--Capacitor

   
   "Voltaic Junkyard--Capacitor"
   
   In front of the black and white with Bugs Bunny tuning it all in, Sheila and Adam, along with Wagon-Tail wagging, were all sitting on the futon, their daily duties of upkeep having found culmination--now:  a cool balm of Kava Kava soothing the senses, even the extra ones; moreover, BONANZA was on, and Michael Landon had to get more clean cut for that part; still, always a beauty with Samson-like might.  
  
SHEILA
Energy is housed within us all--just get the voltage spikes out.

ADAM
I've been reading Twain, his pen armed with simplicity, charming us like a fox.

SHEILA
The Red Fox is built to entertain.  Master of camouflage, like the Shinobi, though only living to survive and provide.  Loyal too.

ADAM
Maybe I'll go into town tomorrow and see if any bookstores still exist.  Can always order off of the Internet, but that feels like cheating.  I like to smell the squid-ink off the shelf.  Ya know?

SHEILA
Adapt Adam.  Who cares if the guy down the street is cheating on his taxes or houses an arsenal of semi-automatic weapons.  Just keep your own Temple clean, and all is well.  Okay, bro?

ADAM
This dog of yours is a real farter-starter.  Did you feed him any pizza?

SHEILA
Of course--I have a heart.  Even for dogs.  Especially the good ones.