Liberty's Sparkle (11)

   
   "Liberty's Sparkle (11)"
   
   Tom, otherwise known as the melancholy pizza boy, was out running the anchovy miles in his rusted out, old Honda--an engine crafting uncouth steam from the terribly tiny tailpipe, and the vehicle's four cylinders only running on three, with spurts and farts sounding off of every aspect concerning the car held together by the eternal and merciful Godhead.  Anyway, the melancholy pizza boy got an order for a large pie with anchovies and banana peppers, knowing:  freaking stoners.  However, it was Liberty's address, both her and Faye hungry for crunchy sauce and spice atop a crusty styled kinda bread.  Tom took the pie, making his way underneath the darkening and cloudy sky, life seeming so miserable, finding Liberty's residence and knocking meekly on the solid door.  Nobody answered.  He knocked with a bit more muster of his own spirit and was greeted by Faye.
  
FAYE
Hey, you're cute for a pizza boy.

TOM
I got a large with anchovies and banana peppers.

FAYE
Wanna come in.  My friend is taking a piss, but she'll be out after a swift wipe of the privates.  No drippings in panties for girls, unless they're the color black.  My Mom always told me, get a pair of black underwear if you're gonna have a romantic rendezvous, for it camouflages the skid marks.

TOM
His eyes started to water, and his spirit became unsure.  I just got a large pizza--that's all I know.

FAYE
Grabs him gently with her beer buzzed arm.  Is everything okay dude?

TOM
No--my Mom just killed herself two weeks ago, and I hate my miserable life.

Enter Liberty with a cheerful smile, Spanky at her heels.

LIBERTY
Pizza is here huh?  Awesome!  Noticing the pizza boy's tearful eyes.  You okay pizza boy?

FAYE
We got a live one here Liberty.  His mother shot herself a few weeks back.

TOM
She hung herself madame!  Now take the damn pizza--you can have it for free!  Thrusts it in Faye's hand and tries to make a run for it, but stumbles, tripping and falling on the floor.  Spanky runs to him and immediately begins to lovingly lick the tears away.