"Werewolf Eats Vampire Girl (Coextensive) 2" Kitty glared with sapphire eyes Gently into the revered lives Of a boyfriend cheating; plus, with her best girlfriend; Alas, life does birth; life does tend To thieve away the beauty once known, And now: a poop in a pumpkin--Junkyard prefers a bone.
"Werewolf Eats Vampire Girl (Coextensive)" Sheeba McCool, like Gore Vidal--didn't need them manners from school; Specifically, she was nobody's fool Save for Adam's Lupine Love, And this similar All Hallows' Eve--it felt like more than enuff; Thus, Sheeba (Vampire Hunter) & Adam (Werecoyote) were on their way Westwards--where a free country did lay, And Kitty--the Joan Jett-like, bloodsucking girl, Remained anchored in suburbia--along with a slobbery Dalmatian that made her hurl, But rescued Junkyard didn't care, Grooving (as a dog does do) with his keeper's despair.
"Girls, Cats, & Halloween" The oddly appealing scorpion pinches glee during the eve of All Saints' Day, When orange-haired girls are ornamented like an emerald-eyed fae-- Yes, it's Halloween; Hence--be bright with excellence like the actor and word: sheen; Alas, there are fancy felines too, Making every Wheaten Terrier fade blue; Still, an Arctic goddess does adore The darkly magical cat, purring next to a Jack O'Lantern near the front door.
"Androids versus Cyborgs" Armed with @ least 30% machine-like parts upgraded Allows 4 more than competition with some, unique androids hated; Therefore, drink mineral-infused green tea; specifically--make that golden dragon 2 further display concrete ballet when on the trail with a rolling wagon, For unless John Wayne's muscle resides inside the soul of your physician-- The android may give u a tech-like lick'n.
"Coydog County (2)" This was not the splendor of mixed-feelings suburbia, Charming in Quasi-Camelot fashion, having housewives bathing in bikini fuchsia; Still, the cherry wine--shed in the back yard brewed Offered independent country attitude, And Roadkill adored her pastoral sanctuary, Being like cotton candy with teeth--and golden hairy.
"Coydog County" The Golden Babe known as Roadkill used the protection of the stag, To shield her tame beauty from the disorderly coyote nag-- Yip & Yap--Roadkill heard their lusting sounds, Knowing the bucolic South offered Bigfoot hounds-- Here: almost deep, South; specifically, Arkansas, Where the bog be muddy, and there stank a "no shit" law; Thus, Roadkill knew she was safe from the heavy-heated, romantic stakes, For some living-near-grocery-store hunters want coyote steaks.
"Ice Goddess & Eternal Virgin" Oh come on--Harridans don't be afraid; It's okay that a bloated snake you got paid-- Ice & Virginity just want 2 talk 2 u, Offering the sublime synergy of untouchable, Arctic Virtue; Indeed, elegant ladies and empowered skanks don't play 4 the same team-- Some are divine--others, just plain & mean. Too: I wouldn't mind if my daughter was an exotic stripper, But never a double yummy cocktail dipper. Post Script: Fond of Lemurs.
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