Monday, February 23, 2015

Negativity Attempts 2 Tower Divine Clarity

    
   "Negativity Attempts 2 Tower Divine Clarity"
   
And SpongeBob with the beautacious cyborg gel with gregarious glee--c'mon man!  Enjoy the frosty overflow of honey-made love, dripping from the lips of the icy cool--they have carried your burden of shame; they have completed the guilt you've tossed upon them.  And why do they call the Blessed NUNS?  Cause they get none save the Best of Luv.

THE GREEKS
They know the outward shews of this life present, but of the next life are they careless.

And on the day when the Hour shall arrive, the guilty shall be struck dumb for despair.  
  
JOHN
Jesus wept.

BIRDMAN--regal resurrection of fun flight, defeating even the contempt of gravity.  


Sunday, February 22, 2015

Flowers of Abraham; plus, Ronald Raygun

   
   "Flowers of Abraham; plus, Ronald Raygun"
   
Sending a Catholic child to Protestant school, met a Christian, more than a few,
Where they preached Jesus' love yet dismissed the Virgin's Azure Hue--
Yet no boiling anger, nor did I admire foolish pain,
For Tebow's true play on the knowing turf displayed game's everlasting reign.
   
Near Quotes:

THE COW
they who follow the Jewish religion, and the Christians--whoever of these believe in God and the last day, and doeth that which is right, shall have their reward with their Lord.

THE SPOILS
plotted against thee, to detain thee prisoner, or to kill thee, or to banish thee:  They plotted--but God plotted:  and of the plotters is God the best!

LEVITICUS/MARK
Love thy neighbor!!!

RONALD REAGAN
And I ask you--are they not already among us?
   

Saturday, February 21, 2015

A song for Jango Fett (2)

   
   "A song for Jango Fett (2)"  
  
Blowing past two Republic fighters did Fett's ship Slave 1 jet clear,
Armed with monstrous artillery that one-day the mighty Chewbacca would fear;
Indeed, Jango's swift ship was mercurial through the shimmering spangle of outer space,
And after wasting the Republic fighters in a cosmic race
He grinned real wide with a toothy smile shown by pearl-white teeth,
And over the comlink was braggadocious with eloquently polite speech;
Thus, the Republic pilots joked right back,
Them not wanting to be under Jango's bad mess of an attack,
Knowing he was the apex of Bounty Hunters armed with an arsenal galore,
Being able with his "Blade-in-the-hole" suavity to gut a Gamorrean Guard to the core,
And he was not just internal steel but also mentally wise;
Hence, the Republic let him freely though the Galaxy to shady deals surmise;
Specifically, they allowed anything his icy cool did desire,
Not wanting to end up blasted repeatedly on a metaphorical funeral pyre.  

Friday, February 20, 2015

Milky Maternal

   
   "Milky Maternal"  
   
Girls dating, yet he never makes suggestive pass;
Specifically, his bizarre eyes into the Otherworld, scoping beyond the glamour of corporeal ass;
As a result, when humanity might hint forth from his vociferous lips,
Their boyfriends threaten, as if he's leather-clad Elvis gyrating targeted hips;
Alas, know:  He only wants to sweetly Sinbad, sailing without submarine around their world;
Next, drinking Milky Maternal, threading soul--giving decorative purled.  
  

A song for Jango Fett

   
   "A song for Jango Fett"
  
INTRO:

Jango Fett
Was not in spiritual debt;
Moreover, he didn't need a Jedi-forged Lightsaber,
Nor did he nastily desire Princess Leia in her slave-girl suit as Jabba's party favor;
Specifically, Jango was just as tough as Darth Vader,
Having held more than his own with Obi-Wan Kenobi's turquoise-hued saber;
Indeed, Jango didn't succumb or need mind tricks and fancy flips,
But only self-confidence and to draw his laser pistols swift from his hips.
Verily, Jango Fett had never met
Any Jedi that with he'd lose a bet,
For Jango was a simple man through and through,
Strong as a RANCOR because he forced himself to
Be tough and courageous no matter what,
Not minding that his genes were to be cloned though he might be a Mandalorian mutt;
Furthermore, this is a tale of Jango before
Mace Windu opened up Heaven's Door,
And mind you--that if Jango would've had both pistols and his jet-pack,
Mr. Swift to violence "Windu" would've been blasted, and Jango's head still intact--
Now wends a saga before Boba was born,
When Jango Fett fought against the stink of scorn
Upon a green Moon named Ooba,
Where did croon space celebrities on many a robotic guitar and tuba--
Like this,
Jango did KISMET kiss . . . 



Tuesday, February 17, 2015

Her Austerity Requires No Overhaul

    
   "Her Austerity Requires No Overhaul"
   
Hubris haunts her NOT--
American Freedom should be wise enuff to allow legal pot;
Regardless, a quasi-ascetic ornamented with crayon-like pimples,
She mystically moves without revealing her nipples;
Moreover, not bought and sold by many bills showcasing Grover Cleveland,
For she is secure by way of her boyfriend's Nashville Predator wedding band.

 

Salut The Late Late Show

   
   "Salut The Late Late Show"
   
Six-packing till labor by necessity morningways,
Spent in the 1990's while imbibing Tom Snyder's rainbow-hued airwaves;
Specifically, Baa Baa Black Sheep strolling Central Park @ night to chisel martial arts,
Or Spaceman forging maple syrup while releasing brilliant, literary farts,
And Mr. Blake communicating with lizards under rocks,
Spying mystic television like the elusive, uncanny fox.