Wednesday, June 20, 2018

King Size Cats

King Size Cats

Thanx brave chick at McDonalds. Thanx Susie, Monty, Canary yellow ladies, old timers, and especially u cool kid--sardine eater--ya, they're great Americans. 
   We are making America Great again.  Nice people.  And this from a nice dog with a cabbage for a brain. 
   To coyote from the greatest standing radio broadcaster--forces are special. 
   Love u Mom.  So he cheated, u know it doesn't matter now.  If old Dave King would've raised me--I damn well know I'd have played college ball.   Love ya Dad.  Ur last words:  Patti, Mark!  We're still here u awesome old man. 

Eagles Dare

Eagles Dare

   I guess I put u at risk, or perhaps God is laboring with mystery. 
   Ur a target now--steel urself and galvanize with pure zinc. 
   My other friend is too strong.  God will protect.  The Eagle too.
   My ex-wife never let me watch Monk. Get out of the room--they're making fun of people like u.  Hell, a clinical psychologist told me to my face:  U know ur a freak, right? 
   I always kinda knew bucko, and ur a shrinking putz.
   Hey Miller time--if some phony bologna shrink tries to evaluate u and u mention Heston, ponies, and Soylent Green, well--just take the fifth.  Who am I to tell u though. 
   Kick their ass Mom.  I saw that cold look u had in ur electric green eyes and heard u say I love u. 
   Stay with it Mom.  U know. U damn well know now.  Thanks be to God Almighty.

Ajax

Ajax
   Better mind than me--these children are a Trojan Horse.  Quoting Scripture.  Really?  Planned Parenthood anyone?  And where do those body parts go? 
   Odysseus gets armor.  Can Ajax get a defense attorney?  I know, Kennedy:  Life is not fair.  Yet isn't it our responsibility to make sure it is--to do for our country without any agenda save liberty?
   I see the elderly.  Their income milked by their own children.  Children who claim their own folks are too old and crusty--and because of that they can't bear to be around them. 
   Yet do these people not deserve the best lives?  Their bodies falsely admitting weakness, and the youth gives them nothing but phobia.  And yet the old bad asses, praying in truth every morning, and remembering the Pledge, not surrendering what made them great in the first place.  God, country, and country music when girls wore cut-off jeans and cowboy boots instead of party dresses.  Can u run in those shoes toots? 
   I loathe the self-impressed click of high heels with an ankle tattoo strutting behind me.  But, they're not hurting anybody except some dumb ass guy being used for his energy--an ogle is energy to many lonely women.
   Like I'm not a dumb dog chasing frisbees, now knowing why every car I've owned has never had air condition.  A really stupid smart guy.  But hey smart ass lady--u wouldn't have lasted a day without ur Starbucks and adoration of hornafied men.  Don't get pissed at angels who won't carry ur water.
   God Bless us Dickens.  We all could use it.  I have a feeling, could be wrong, Christmas in July will get Gore another Peace Prize.
   Oh well, 1776 will have another birthday. 

Jeffrey--court order

Jeffrey--court order 

My food, 6 cans of tuna, soups, sardines, chips, Gatorade, 5 Gallons distilled water, and my Indian knife, my cooler contents--coin collection worth a pretty penny, 4 bottles magnesium, Turmeric, Ginseng, Ashwaganda, Ginkgo, Vitamin C, B-Complex, D3, peppermints, Vaseline for self lubrication, stun gun, poem on Davy Crockett, Cheetos, and a few other things was directed to be returned, and I got nothing but maybe half the money it was worth, a phony we love u Mark, Solomon's warning from Deputy Carter with the nasty wink and contempt for Skynard, basically admitting that he supported Kaperpickle,  and an Aunt that has dementia, and her sons will be happy to reap some more of her grave money but will be too busy fighting a father figure for it and why would u meet with Larry in a hotel in the late 70's or early 80's?
   People at Shell--nice and curious, love ur coffee and cleanliness, nice Geiger Counter--is that what it is called?
   Oh, Jeffrey is an officer of the court and so is his wife Rosie, and were supposed to oversee the return of my property.   Too busy licking their chops over Mom's innards.  Hey dumb ass, first thing they do when u die is drain ya.  Look it up. 

Tuesday, June 19, 2018

Z71 Grey Chevy Truck

Z71 Grey Chevy Truck

   Asshole eyeing me in this model at family KOA campground.  Short cropped hair, dark, wearing shorts.  Take him in, Trump--Ive had a busy day with all the bullshit. 
    Ww38 99v

Holy Grail


   Holy Grail

   Thanx Lucas, again.  When the nasty Nazi drank of it--things didn't exactly work out. 
   Irenaus, God Bless--just as there are 4 Winds, so shall there be 4 Gospels. 
   And how do frightened weasel shrinks even know about shadow men, and they're called Jinns?  Virgins eat them for breakfast, and burp afterwards.  Allegory baby.  Except for the shrinks that see these things and pound Seroquel. 
   Hey Dutchboy from Amsterdam where all the morphine needles pollute parks--go back, and my Mother says hello.  Just admit ur playing for the other team--my brother has some nice Kasmere booties for ya. 
   Make America Great again.  Why the hell not? 

Go all Jango

Go all Jango

   How many goddamn times do I have to cover this?  Small g, mind ya. 
   Jango had no Force sensitivity.  Didn't matter.  Try to grasp it.  Or maybe it did matter.  Big time.  
   And my supposed relatives, not all, are pretty too damn empathetic.  They know you my dumb ass brothers and sisters.  
  Why do all of u know people in a certain branch of the military or Church? 
   Or say:  He's so nice.  Really?  
   Went to a camp today.  Closed.  Really?
   There's a few that got it.  Me--just God's Dog.  A total mutt, or not. 
   All these dumb ass women--that guy is looking at my legs.  Giggles.  Is he from ZZTop Eliminator?  No honey--the band left their beards at home.
   And us dumb ass guys.  We know our folly. 
   Gonna start a go-fund-me page.  Nope.  The more bones stolen from the Good Shepherd's sheep dog, the more my Master takes from you.  He never left.  He's watching.  
   Damn, I miss Happy Days and good council from Malph.  Totally.