Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Wicked Witch--Voluminous Rack

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   "Wicked Witch--Voluminous Rack"   

Though suspicious sorcery might morph a man's genitalia into a bunny rabbit--
A lass might fancy it cute, trumping a behemoth blade-sheathing habit;
Next, in need of trans-vaginal mesh--
Ah hell, the Wicked Witch dances under daystar, appearing garden fresh.  
   
  


Wednesday, July 23, 2014

One Race: The Human Race

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   "One Race:  The Human Race"
  
   It has been theorized--there is no different species of human; we are one race--the human race.
   
   My Grandma Bertha got Grandma King on the horn back in the late 50's, venting:  "What's this I hear about you not wanting your son to marry a foreigner?  At least my family isn't Pig Shit Irish."
   
   And I love being part Irish.  My Dad always joked that I wasn't Irish enough to TRULY enjoy Notre Dame Football Games.  But I do--buzzed 2 the day.
   
   Irish, mystical barding:
   "I'm a Leprechaun--come and get me . . . "  

Parental Units (6)--Brunette Barbie, Brains Included.

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   "Parental Units (6)--Brunette Barbie, Brains Included."  
   
Mrs. King sacrificed college--working to send her guy,
Landing a Government Job with ultra, top-secret clearance, getting a Pat-down by the FBI;
Indeed, she met American Generals, including a singular Joint Chief of Staff,
All during the illuminating 60's, when Vietnam displayed 59,000 U.S. deaths on heartless graph.  
  

 

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Parental Units (5)--Pop The Cork On Me, Baby.

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   "Parental Units (5)--Pop The Cork On Me, Baby."
  
Mr. & Mrs. King were two children in love,
And the corncob-craving, dissolute harridan would soon divorce their merry buzz;
Alas, for forty years I've never known my King Family,
Licking my dirty wounds while occasionally attempting to "Tie On" a drunken dandy.
   
   


Monday, July 21, 2014

Parental Units (4)--Going 2 California

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   "Parental Units (4)--Going 2 California"   
   
After engaging in matrimony with loving intent,
Now:  Mr. & Mrs. King anchored away from Pittsburgh's "tough guy district" rent;
Specifically, they youthfully adventured in a late 50's Ford to California--so golden,
Finding harbor in the City of Angels; still, a wicked witch was stalking with lava molten.
   
   




Sunday, July 20, 2014

Parental Units (3)--Shamrock Wedding

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   "Parental Units (3)--Shamrock Wedding"
   
At the tender age of nineteen--
Miss Radulovich would happily wed an Irish Machine.
Yes--very young in the cool mix of the American Nation,
Which openly tempts human steel by way of rock 'n roll gyration.  
   
  

    
   

Parental Units (2)--Miss Radulovich

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   "Parental Units (2)--Miss Radulovich"
  
Birthed by children of Serbian/German immigrants in the American North;
Moreover, plagued by Social Anxiety that steals a soul from going forth;
Still--she fiercely wends ahead to protect her every son,
Rolling her Bambi Eyes @ the players thinking their pride can offer her fun.