"Werewolf Eats Vampire Girl (Coextensive) 3"
Sheeba crowned in cowboy hat,
Thrilled by Western cactus and many a big bunny track;
Moreover, Adam was goofy, chasing lunch,
Morphing softly fierce with a coyote hunch;
Alas, Sheeba thought of Steve Young--
That dude's brave runs could be mellifluously sung.
"Werewolf Eats Vampire Girl (Coextensive) 2"
Kitty glared with sapphire eyes
Gently into the revered lives
Of a boyfriend cheating; plus, with her best girlfriend;
Alas, life does birth; life does tend
To thieve away the beauty once known,
And now: a poop in a pumpkin--Junkyard prefers a bone.
"Werewolf Eats Vampire Girl (Coextensive)"
Sheeba McCool, like Gore Vidal--didn't need them manners from school;
Specifically, she was nobody's fool
Save for Adam's Lupine Love,
And this similar All Hallows' Eve--it felt like more than enuff;
Thus, Sheeba (Vampire Hunter) & Adam (Werecoyote) were on their way
Westwards--where a free country did lay,
And Kitty--the Joan Jett-like, bloodsucking girl,
Remained anchored in suburbia--along with a slobbery Dalmatian that made her hurl,
But rescued Junkyard didn't care,
Grooving (as a dog does do) with his keeper's despair.
"Girls, Cats, & Halloween"
The oddly appealing scorpion pinches glee during the eve of All Saints' Day,
When orange-haired girls are ornamented like an emerald-eyed fae--
Yes, it's Halloween;
Hence--be bright with excellence like the actor and word: sheen;
Alas, there are fancy felines too,
Making every Wheaten Terrier fade blue;
Still, an Arctic goddess does adore
The darkly magical cat, purring next to a Jack O'Lantern near the front door.
"Androids versus Cyborgs"
Armed with @ least 30% machine-like parts upgraded
Allows 4 more than competition with some, unique androids hated;
Therefore, drink mineral-infused green tea; specifically--make that golden dragon
2 further display concrete ballet when on the trail with a rolling wagon,
For unless John Wayne's muscle resides inside the soul of your physician--
The android may give u a tech-like lick'n.
"Coydog County (2)"
This was not the splendor of mixed-feelings suburbia,
Charming in Quasi-Camelot fashion, having housewives bathing in bikini fuchsia;
Still, the cherry wine--shed in the back yard brewed
Offered independent country attitude,
And Roadkill adored her pastoral sanctuary,
Being like cotton candy with teeth--and golden hairy.
"Coydog County"
The Golden Babe known as Roadkill used the protection of the stag,
To shield her tame beauty from the disorderly coyote nag--
Yip & Yap--Roadkill heard their lusting sounds,
Knowing the bucolic South offered Bigfoot hounds--
Here: almost deep, South; specifically, Arkansas,
Where the bog be muddy, and there stank a "no shit" law;
Thus, Roadkill knew she was safe from the heavy-heated, romantic stakes,
For some living-near-grocery-store hunters want coyote steaks.
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