Friday, March 7, 2014

Werewolf Eats Vampire Girl (14)

   
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   WEREWOLF EATS VAMPIRE GIRL (14)
   
   Adam ponders tobacco:
   
I totally know burning tobacco will mercurially waste me; nevertheless, tobacco has its anti-oxidant properties when harvested till Snuffways.  Actually protects from ominous oral offspring according to Swedish Research.  Or seemingly freeze-dried SNUS from 'em Northern Europeans.  Crap I don't know.  . . . ughhh . . .  Is Kitty right--this stuff bad for my teenage skin, morphing we Goblinwards?  Too, Sheeba, ouch--she looks delicious.   
   
  

Thursday, March 6, 2014

Werewolf Eats Vampire Girl (13) Sheeba McCool




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   WEREWOLF EATS VAMPIRE GIRL (13) Sheeba McCool
   
TEXT MESSAGE:
   Adam--hope U like my SELFIE/My name:  Sheeba McCool--part African and Irish genes, ya know/I dropped outta high school/Work'n as mechanic @ my Uncle's garage/And I know UR a werecoyote/2--know UR girlfriend is a demon-fanged bloodsucking bitch/I hunt vampires on the weekend/We should hang out . . . 
   
  
   
   

Wednesday, March 5, 2014

Werewolf Eats Vampire Girl (12) The Werecoyote, Adam

   
   
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   WEREWOLF MEETS VAMPIRE GIRL (12)  THE WERECOYOTE, ADAM
   
   Within the ergonomically, quasi-exotic interior of an awesome-engineered rice-burner with Heads, Cowl Induction, and Re-Designed Exhaust to meet Al Gore's tax happy Emission Standards in parts of 'em USA (Earth be Tuff), sits Kitty and Adam, both aglow by way of Internal Cockpit Light.
   
KITTY
  
Ya saved me babe.
   
ADAM
   
Got a smoke?
  
KITTY
My skin, what!?!  Nor sugar or Sun-Worshiping--I get my Vitamin D outta the bottle.
   
ADAM
   
I'm furry sometimes--so, skin isn't everything Kitty.
  
KITTY
   
Young, misguided werewolf eh?
   
ADAM
  
Ya got me all wrong girl.  I'm guided by ignorance and eternal canine heritage.  Truly, I rode around in my Grand-Father's Sac of Testosterone.  Too, werecoyote to be exact--I'm a coward, but I'm good at it.

   
ADAM PENCIL CRAYON ART:  
   
   

Werewolf Eats Vampire Girl (11) Halloween Night Resonates!

   
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   WEREWOLF EATS VAMPIRE GIRL (11)  Halloween Night Resonates!
   
Time did a non-linear dance with Prancer's festive dance
Made eternal by dumb reindeer chance;
Still, pulled from the gruesome grave
That Kitty HERSELF made--
Adam royally (kinda) rescues her from the heretical church;
As a result:  Culminated Search
Leads the carnivorous Kitty into a werecoyote's beastly embrace,
For FOREVER, at least, or 2nite 2 pee wends the wild of Halloween race
To demonically defame a public park
Smitten by adult brew, tobacco, and an insidious Jack-O'-Lantern spark--
Shenanigans did their
Juvenile Delinquency prove to care . . .
   
   PENCIL CRAYON ART:  
   
   

Tuesday, March 4, 2014

Werewolf Eats Vampire Girl (10)

   
   
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   WEREWOLF EATS VAMPIRE GIRL (10)
   
Kitty's gyration of milk boney ass;
   Adam's paying his dues--
The synergy so sanguine Gandhi
   With crab-shampooed pubes . . .
   
   *   
   
Ahem:
Within Kitty's suburban den
Lays her suction's fixation for masculine boys,
Using their fervor like red ichor toys,
Yet Adam monstrously morphs to hunt
Till you a burial or omega runt. 
   
   KITTY PENCIL CRAYON/INK ART: 
   
   

Werewolf Eats Vampire Girl (9)

   
   
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   WEREWOLF EATS VAMPIRE GIRL (9)
   
Getting fuchsia Punk, having cool counterpoise with midnight Goth--
Kitty moistly dreams of peeling to drink Adam's drab clothes off,
For he be a humble ascetic--steeled HOT by Moon's Waxing Intention;
Moreover, Adam:  A wild canine calmed by Saint Francis' mention;
Thus, Kitty plotted pernicious path
To thieve away Adam's shape-shifting stash.
   
   KITTY INK ART:
   
   

Monday, March 3, 2014

Werewolf Eats Vampire Girl (8)

   
   
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   WEREWOLF EATS VAMPIRE GIRL (8)
   
The werecoyote may he be--
A mercurial trickster punting Jock-Hot Status within the social mix of High School Glee,
Crushing Kitty's blood-sucking disgrace,
Knowing her crude motley hides a halfway decent face;
Thus, Punter makes a pass with pigskin toss,
Popping Kitty's boobies like MR. BONANZA HOSS.  
   
Medicated KITTY INK ART: