Jazzmin Flush (32)

   
   "Jazzmin Flush (32)"
   
   Jazzmin Flush awoke to a cruel choke, Thomas swiftly behind her, squishing her belly till the obnoxious nightmare departed, as if evaporating into the mystic quicksand of it all.
   "Holy Fire.  The Pentagram.  Southwards.  Heat."  Jazzmin Flush moaned.
   Thomas released her.  "We are ultra-sensitive to their envy.  It haunts us as it did the Poor-In-Spirit Poet."
   Jazzmin Flush pondered.  "You mean him, the weirdo?"
   Thomas nodded in solemn fashion.  "They impersonated him on the ancient Internet.  Blurred his photos and erased them.  Blocked his publications.  Hacked all his electronic devices.  Followed him and parked outside of his house, violating.  Got to his family and physicians.  Wicked women, their friends, local politicians, filthy rich.  Thanks to the Feds and their cyber crime units--the truth was unearthed.  Locals hate the Feds, unless the liberty-loving Feds dream of the Bulldog.  Ultimately, he killed himself in charismatic style, unless it was murder."
   Jazzmin Flush knew to be sane and silent.  Evil always monitoring and wickedly watching, invading freedom and souls born unique.  False education, locking you in an established, twisted system, forsaking the autodidacts like Paine and Franklin, both outshining John Adams, him secretly purchasing Paine's literature off of the Colonial Press, though he dubbed such prose as possibly anarchistic.  Whatever.
   "You should chill out a bit."  Thomas noticing Jazzmin's well-deserved paranoia.  "I'm gonna contact Girthy Gilda telepathically.  We need quicksilverish escort back to California.  Can hike it to Alberta; then, get an anti-gravity flight to the City of Angels.  For, they know we're here."
   "Hike it?  Again?"  Jazzmin Flush worried she wouldn't endure.
   Thomas grinned a sparkling canine incisor.  "Don't worry.  I'll magically morph wolfways and pull you on a sled.  What girlfriend doesn't want to tell her boyfriend to MUSH?"
   Jazzmin Flush smiled pristine platinum back at him.   

Jazzmin Flush (31)

   
   "Jazzmin Flush (31)"
   
   Jazzmin Flush waited patiently, incisors salivating, kinda, as Thomas went out on werewolf safari, wrangling up some whale blubber--he told her it was welcome to the tummy if cooked well-done, for humans of course, but he preferred it raw, clinging to some nutrient-packed bone.  As a strange girl, as a girl regardless, Jazzmin Flush was not too thrilled about hanging out in an ice castle and eating whale blubber, but times were beautifully bizarre, and the sentient tissue of whales was definite brain food.
   Then, an energy-echoing explosion blast through an ice wall, sending obnoxious sound and crystal cubes of frozen water precipitating all around; next, a southern-sculpted man, resonating the proud face of a downward-lipped slave owner came strutting into Thomas' habitat, smiling wickedly with corn cob teeth, dastardly offering:  "Hello sweet darling, girlfriend of the ice wolf.  My name is Slippery Slim--the complete manifestation of all your impatience and worries.  I'm a hot blizzard of trouble, and I'm here to cage you Southwards.  Yep, we still be fighting the Civil War, when gray-bearded generals terrorized the precious glue of American Foundation--the South shall rise again."
   Jazzmin Flush knew peace was just an illusion, or her lack of faith, at the moment, had fibbed to her.  "Mr. Slippery Slim, please don't give me the Luke Dukes; it sounds like the stomach flu."
   Slippery Slim pulled an ancient NASCAR tire outta his wool coat and sat atop it.  "We never let women win.  Especially the good-looking ones.  Unless of course they're securely residing out West in California--land of the fruits and nuts."  

Jazzmin Flush (30)

   
   "Jazzmin Flush (30)"
   
   Encompassed in the Mystical Ice Castle crafted by the Good God, Jazzmin Flush and Thomas enter into a revealing symposium.
   
JAZZMIN FLUSH
What happened to you when you were younger?  I mean, why are you so dedicated to God and belief in things Divine?
   
THOMAS
Is is that bad?  I know that I'm weird--or that the world is made up of scandalous scum wearing masks, designing systems and myth to enslave those not willing to submit to creepy people.
  
JAZZMIN FLUSH
Just tell me Thomas.  Please.

THOMAS
Look, Fredrica and me had it okay.  But my Mom's boyfriend sent me to Protestant school, even though Mom was Catholic--she submitted, as always.  There, all they did for three years, before I ran away, was put down the Mother of Christ.  Gasps on their expressions when mentioning Her--as if She was a wicked witch.  But I knew--I knew that I belonged to the Holy Family--only God owned me--not a religious movement responsible for emasculating the Angels and Saints.
  
JAZZMIN FLUSH
That's it?  What about the girls?
  
THOMAS
The girls.  Holy smoke.  Coming over to my house at thirteen, getting naked and expecting me to lay with their fragile youth.  And I was curious.  This one girl took off her Carolina-Blue panties, and I wanted to smell them--a wolf thing.  Well, when I examined them closely--there was a big poop stain in the crotch area--I mean it was smeared by creamy, fecal matter.  I couldn't appreciate the color blue for years after that, or any unclean lass.  And so, after I resisted their arsenal of sexual desire, they started calling me fag, and spreading the rumor everywhere.  Fredrica was devastated.  Then, I thought I might be gay--they convinced me of it, for a bit.  But I overcame.  Instead of them blabbering about me all the time, their spurned desires and their sour grapes, they should have confessed to doctors that they couldn't stop sexing other young boys--that THEY were the ones with the problem.  Anyway, I just thought it was going to be like the 1950's.  Marry your high school sweetheart, and be a happy man.  But when young girls get denied sexually, they'll do anything to hurt you--poison you to infertility, spread rumors, whatever.  Their pride is disgusting.  Well, now, I have a true friend; I have you.
  
JAZZMIN FLSUH
I am your friend Thomas; I love you.
  
THOMAS
Fortunately for you--the arctic wolf isn't prone to ticks and fleas.
  

Baseball--now: American Underdog

   
   "Baseball--now:  American Underdog"
   
Iroquoian language forged Ohio,
And Johnny Bench might have spurned a hot dog, enjoying better a gyro;
Alas, Mike Piazza could catch and hit--maybe better;
Regardless, adore the sport--as comfortable to watch as wearing a cashmere sweater.  

Jazzmin Flush (29)

   
   "Jazzmin Flush (29)"
   
   Jazzmin Flush smoothly sauntered through Thomas' Ice Castle, observing the angelic architecture and inhaling the frigid, Mystic Divine--how the Author of Life had designed her beloved boyfriend an impenetrable habitat away from the toxic spills of malevolent man--their self-hatred and jealousy, due to the circumstance of chance, driving them to damn others in life.  But Jazzmin Flush fully and clearly knew--God is willfully writing the story of existence, and yes, sometimes He includes a cruel villain; still, they too can get mercy rehab; regardless, no man has a right to construct constricting government, forbidding the fruit of the Father, or inducing man by economic threats to include himself in an unjust system.  Every human being deserves regal reverence.  Not to be owned, bullied, or reverse bullied, but adored, at least--respected for all that he is enduring.  And once people revere other human souls; next, we will easily unearth glam magic, finding ourselves at a loss of selfishness, and gregariously gel for eternal everlast, allowing sports and gaming to calm the boiling seeds and eggs contained within the hungry internal.
   "Hey.  You wanna hunt some arctic hares with me?"  Thomas, making an appearance.
   Jazzmin Flush focused on remembrance.  "Holy crap--Swiss!  I hope Girthy Gilda is feeding the rascally rodent."
   Thomas grinned, like a mystic monk full of delicious diesel.  "That old bird is full of clouds of happy love.  Swiss is okay Jazzmin.  And Girthy Gilda is attempting to cut back on the Lucky Strike."
   Jazzmin Flush knew Thomas would protect her and hers, in a weird, telepathic, wolfy way.  But would he return to Sunny California with her?  Would he exit God's Ice Mansion and forge a life fantastic with his girlfriend?  And was it proper for her to selfishly drag him away from his thrilling isolation?  As if reading her mind, Thomas grinned again.  "We should focus on sacrifice; then, maybe we can construct a solid life together.  Too, I don't have a toilet here--you can do your business out in the snow--there, you'll be able to tell how healthy your urine is by the yellowish hue of its icy self."
   Jazzmin Flush grimaced, a little.  "Sounds fun."
   Thomas lowered his head humbly.  "I promise I won't sniff it.  Or at least not while you're obviously watching."   

Jem--Glam Magic

   
   "Jem--Glam Magic"   
  
She billowed with Outrageous Synergy,
Bravely battling, during President Reagan's Courageous Term, Misfit Energy;
Moreover, Goldie Gold & Action Jack--along with telepathic Nugget
Were wowed as Mike Schmidt of the Phillies did slug it;
Alas, no more paper Savings Bonds and pulp of wood bling-like things,
For opulent substance now--it soars on easily clipped, digital wings.  

Jazzmin Flush (28)

   
   "Jazzmin Flush (28)"
   
   Jazzmin Flush, her California, ultraviolet-exposed flesh glistening with glittering glow, bubbling like heated champagne in a make-shift hot tub; plus, her dirty-blonde mane luminously lathered in the loving luxury of water-blue aqua, all within the icy confines of Thomas' Quasi-Fortress of Solitude, the angelic architecture due to the Divine Sculptor of many things.  And Thomas, in human form, is watching, not rudely leering, his sweet, Miss Jazzmin Flush.
   
JAZZMIN FLUSH
Opens her long-lashed eyes.  What?  You?  You saved me?
  
THOMAS
Who the hell else lives way up here?  And I'm sorry for saying hell.
  
JAZZMIN FLUSH
You are sooooo Thomas.  This feels nice.  It's a hot tub like those ice monkeys have.
   
THOMAS
You're safe,  And I had to, by necessity, glare at your boobies and muscular butt cheeks.  But it looks like you haven't shaved your legs or pits for weeks.
   
JAZZMIN FLUSH
Is this how couples talk?
  
THOMAS
We're not a couple.
   
JAZZMIN FLUSH
Thomas--I just strutted my butt over an entire continent to find you.  Yes.  Yes--we are a couple!!!
   
THOMAS
You don't have to yell at me about it, Jazzmin.