Saturday, August 8, 2015
Jazzmin Flush (97)
"Jazzmin Flush (97)"
Jerry Dingle was more voyeuristic than violently vile; indeed, he was canned pussy--Miss Jazzmin Flush continuing to be like Teflon to torture. Anyway, Jazzmin and Thomas in the hotel room--Jazzmin snoring a pack of "z's" that had zigged and zagged her symmetrical bosom, that cupcake cleavage, flopping outta her binding bra, Thomas eagerly noticing the fleshy and fun pink of a shiny nipple and all that juicy stuff; moreover, Jazzmin, like unto Sleeping Beauty gone semi-topless, and he wondered if it would be couth-filled and merit any class to just playfully fling her bare nipple with his bowfinger; alas, whimpering wussylike, phobic concerning political correctness in action, it incarcerating both action and speech; thus, Thomas wilted away from Jazzmin's sleeping seduction, staying the spirited arctic wolf, laying at her feet that dangled off the bed--good dog.
So, the wolfboy licked his mouse debris chops, burping telepathy to Jazzmin's darling dreamstate, like: "I'm sorry, but I'd like to play with your boobies--them milky mammary glands glistening goldenways."
Does Trump like dogs?
"Does Trump like dogs?"
Extravagantly more independently interesting; plus, less politically correct--
The Donald--give em sincerely honest grief and tongue-lashing heck;
Moreover, Megyn Kelly, the glistening glam of pink lipstick vociferously announcing
While horndog men on their lime-green couch--imagining and mentally pouncing--
Call the Republican, brethren-like nepotism what it is--a bimbo is a bimbo;
Indeed, only the mercurially wise are agile concerning Trinidad's Limbo.
Does Trump like dogs?
Regardless, President Clinton did call em Hogs.
Friday, August 7, 2015
At Baptist School
"At Baptist School"
As passionate and curious children, iniquitous entities were conservatively removed from us by Southern Preachers calling upon their personal fabrication of the Holy Spirit Itself, using their deep drawl-like invocation of Jesus' Name and all that country-cooking jazzmustard; next, Rock and Roll labelled as Devilistic--me: 6th Grade mind you, Reagan thriving and brilliantly alive in a commonly corporeal sense; moreover, the Evangelical Erudite Folk of the Southern Church would sing and say: "Country Western (as it was known back then) has some dirty messages as well. Men having wicked affairs and scandalous women sipping whiskey till beyond the couth of tipsy, and her socks may come off too; alas, boy--get you some Gospel Sound."
And then, while not canonized, told me Judas was most-definitely in the Poor Pits of Pandemonium. Yet I witnessed no Transfigured Souls in my teachings; at the same time--me either.
Wednesday, August 5, 2015
Jazzmin Flush (96)
"Jazzmin Flush (96)"
Bodaciously bouncing BOOBS--yup, Thomas was regally reminded of sweetly scoping, sooooo kinda truly, Jazzmin's holy cupcakes--freckled, little sprinkles ornamenting the mammary flesh. And what did Tim Allen, the comedian of ancient days kinda/sorta voice concerning the magical misfit movie that uplifted a mental midget--it dubbed: FORREST GUMP? "Mamma told me--life is like a box of hand grenades--sooner or later, you're gonna blow the hell out of something."
Alas, Thomas reflected more, swallowing a squirming mouse and the wiggling tail, burping remembrance, like: I napalmed myself in the macabre past with guilt and grief. Regardless, he liked being a quasi-Saint gone dejected, ascetic, and yet deserving of the holy training known as suffering; indeed, Thomas needed that unique suffering and megatons of humility to not hungrily hump and hunt human tail, wisely knowing: The Wolf Totem is not purely about savagery and painfully desired sex--it sings a song concerning loyalty and taking chances to play beyond the pack. Thus, he went back inside the hotel, taking his white paw and igniting the elevator button. Looked back with his arctic-blue eyes, noticing again--the witch did have remarkably nice breasts, so perky and full of spirit behind the confines of a tight-pulled, purple sweater.
Sunday, August 2, 2015
Fuzzy Bunny Survives Full Moon Frenzy
"Fuzzy Bunny Survives Full Moon Frenzy"
Blue Moon--twice does please,
Illuminating the enduring coyote's fanged desire to ease
A gastrointestinal tract that like hungry quicksand can devour
Any small mammal; plus, not result in a tummy gone sour;
Thus, as pleine lune did eerily glow and beam beyond
The capture of photograph or even this song--
This adorable bunny on my suburban walkway
Thrives with life in the Sunny Morn, and I got me some organic carrots on the way.
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Step-Daddy was like: "Boy--ya don't feed em critters--come on now." Too, being out in the suburban sprawl, on your own property mind ya, approximately near the Witching Hour--you can get the Fuzz called on ya for simply smoking a cigarette. The cherry ignites; next, blue lights I tell ya.
Thursday, July 30, 2015
Tongue-Lashing for Captain America
"Tongue-Lashing for Captain America"
We luv ya Cap, but you are a perfect man--
Many other creations don't intrinsically give a rat's ass damn;
Regardless--what I'm say'n:
"Asymmetrical creatures hungrily thirst for Liberty's Nation."
The Shapeless Divine
Need a brilliant beacon that opens up the throat chakra for us like a mime,
For there are differing levels of severity in disease,
And the Web of Wyrd does with existentialism what it does please--
Ya get me?
And in a honey bucket do I gotta squat and make pee pee.
Just give the freaks a chance,
Not axiomatically deflating their trophy's golden dance.
Wednesday, July 29, 2015
She-Ra: Perpetual, Valentine Fascination
"She-Ra: Perpetual, Valentine Fascination"
Her wondrous name be: She-Ra;
Indeed, like Farrah Fawcett in Cannonball Run she wore no bra;
Moreover, what the hell with Joe Theismann in Cannonball Run 2?
Specifically, Adrienne Barbeau was great; alas, Swamp Thing made me blue;
Thus, I think Prince Adam is more handsome than He-Man,
And if a woman understands this--email me your number and a date plan--
Like shouting in the Hamburglar's face while purple Grimace puts the order through.
Girls!!! It's not you!
I've dated many a junk-in-the-trunk chick, curved for the mate,
And never vocalized suggestions that would their prestige taint;
Anyway, Bless She-Ra--
Like I implied: She looks better without the boa-constricting bra.
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