Tuesday, May 5, 2015

Jazzmin Flush (55)

   
   "Jazzmin Flush (55)"
   
   Rascal got control--was REMINDED of the SPIRIT of it ALL.  Still, rebellious and cute in rascally fashion, she knew--Thomas didn't need to be her telepathic babysitter or her complete conscience; nevertheless, she crushed on his spiritual probings.  
   And in this Future Year of Our Lord, Rascal witnessed an obvious android plugging itself into an energy diner.  Now away from the park, she approached from an escapable distance, swallowing the yummalicious remnants of a thieved, dug-up bone, attempting to infuse Spirit into Machine.  Later, she muttered to herself:  "I just evangelized an android."  

Jazzmin Flush (54)

   
   "Jazzmin Flush (54)"
   
   Wily Rascal went to the park, beyond the URBAN of it all--kicked a spherical stone, got paw-padded; next, dug up another's bone, ingesting the protein nature, and thanking the SPIRIT that she had a willed and unbeatable digestive tract as did her Coyote ancestors--the Pomsky genes are less forgiving when it comes to eating diapers and toxic waste.
   Anyway, what she was thinking:  "It's all about Jazzmin Flush.  California Girl.  Boyfriend and father both billowing in her bright life.  Yup--it's all about Jazzmin, and I think I'm going into horny heat.  Her father is looking cute.  If I mated him, our pups would be Jazzmin's dubious sisters and brothers.  Oh crap.  Even though it is all about Jazzmin--she's just so darn nice.  The me of yesteryear would have thought "damn nice" but Thomas is telepathically linked to me.  I won't hurt his lovely Jazzmin.  You hearing this Thomas?  I like my new friends!  I won't mess this up!"  

Monday, May 4, 2015

Pac Man in Northwest Nature--Boxing Northways

   
   "Pac Man in Northwest Nature--Boxing Northways"
   
1788 and timeline beyond, seasoned Filipino sailors anchor it strong--
Ships on keel of a Spanish expedition, sailing Northwest Passageways--never wrong,
For after letting air outta ring with dancing and numerous safety jabs,
Mayweather, Jr. births research into more economical and technical boxing labs.    

Morphing Emo; plus, Canis lupus familiaris

   
   "Morphing Emo; plus, Canis lupus familiaris"  
   
In Stoker's Dracula, terriers are written as rat killers;
As a result, find no live-action in bouncing balls without vermin fillers;
Thus, owners fed up with vampiric mutt
Mutate themselves with blue-black dye and cut.  


Sunday, May 3, 2015

Union Blue--underground song

   
   "Union Blue--underground song"
   
   SONG:  About having a girl who is a friend--a real friend; moreover, if you have a girl that is just that, a friend--don't accidentally glare at her beloved boobies.  If you do, she will vociferously launch an obnoxious diatribe while pointing at her well-respected buxom, like:  "Why, these are my puppies buster!  And, you are what I thought was different about every other guy."
   She needs not to be accidentally ogled by friendship; nonetheless, she needs to set you up with one of her friends, even though she might fancy you a fruitcake.  Here's the ditty: 

   Hey friendly lady, I'm a bit fruity,
   Don't ya worry; I ain't scoping your booty--
   Come on now:  "Send me your girlfriend cutie!"  
   
   Yankees are born--Southern everyday,
   Let Country Western spread every which way,
   Don't stand there, acting all proud and snooty.
   
   Hey friendly lady, I'm a bit fruity,
   Don't ya worry; I ain't scoping your booty--
   Come on now:  "Send me your girlfriend cutie!"

Jazzmin Flush (53)

   
   "Jazzmin Flush (53)"
   
   Thomas morphed back humanways, changing politely, in private; however, Swiss observed his nudity, yet the house mouse did not seem a bit phased; still, Thomas was not cool and comfortable with it, snarling a fanged incisor in Swiss' direction, sending the now phobic rodent scatter-feeting to his hole.
   Next, an obnoxious knock at the bathroom door (where Thomas was of course--in Jazzmin's basement), and Thomas knew by telepathy; plus, Occam's razor mentioned it as well--it was rascally Rascal!  So, after getting on his khaki pants, moccasins, and a L.A. Dodger shirt he picked up at Mr. Thrift, he opened the door, Rascal grinning.  "Get comfortable with being in the buff fella.  You're a wolf."
   Thomas explained, "I am a young man too.  The wolf does not own me, nor I him.  It is a fabulous synergy of fellowship leading to reverence of God and protection of the weak."
   "You and Jazzmin are soooooo goody-goody; plus, just weird."  Rascal snorted.  "Anyway, you'd better get out here; Jazzmin and her Dad are getting mushy.  I think I'm gonna have to puke in the sink."   

Saturday, May 2, 2015

Jazzmin Flush (52)

   
   "Jazzmin Flush (52)"
   
   Donald implied, admitted more:  "Jazzmin--I'm Yankee born, yet Southern torn.  Your stepdame was a Southern Belle, more in love with chic things than a Southern General's adoration of peacockish pageantry.  And what a piece of ass."
   "Daddy!  You can't cuss in my holy basement."  Jazzmin's foot down, blowing gold out of her eyes.
   Donald puffed on a fake cigarette to pee her off.  "Darling daughter, you got dog people as your comrades and friends.  Who are you?"
   Jazzmin retorted, "I don't deliver pizzas for a living though.  Sorry."
   Donald like, "I love you girl.  You are my sweet angel of dirty-blonde gold."
   Rascal zipped her naked self up in a mechanic's jumpsuit.  Thomas kept arctic wolfways, resisting his red-hued desire to lift a passionate leg, urinating on any nearby furniture.