American Cantina--Bounty Hunter Money

   
   "American Cantina--Bounty Hunter Money"
   
   They asked for this, thought Jules.  Now, the hunter was on them, as they had misplaced the loot with traceable numbers, like cereal.  A striking fist--them offensive.  They're into forgery.  Dementia.  Followed by anger at losing your mind.  Or Effexor, Lexapro, Xanax, and Dago Red--all in a single hour, more or less--from Sun up till Sun down.
   Their seeds jacked up on psychiatric cocktails.  Them as well.  The documentation of legal documents in the systems.  The winks.  Handshakes.  Abusing legal power.
   Jules, she was severely shy.  Guys gawked at her.  She saw the lust in their orbs of iniquity.
   She had a shrink--a decade.  Not some phony who raped her 5th Amendment.  Too, a little illegal search and seizure, due to forgery, words of others, them--jacked up on psychiatric medication, alcoholics, as are their seeds and co-workers.
   New revelation by Harvard University, a real school:  52% of Emergency Room physicians and nurses are under the influence of drugs and alcohol.  Getting paid to do so.
   Yet a family member is not allowed payment to nurture an ill relative.  And no soul, usually, will care for a relative more than a child, honoring their parents, as Moses did give instruction.

On Angelic Wings--sailors and parrots

  
   "On Angelic Wings--sailors and parrots"
   
   Pueblo empirically knew how lonely a ship on the high seas can be.  Just an enlisted man, yet Chiefs run the Navy.  His old man wanted to be a pilot.  The wild blue yonder and all; however, Pueblo dreamed of open waters; moreover, the freedom of knots, and how to splice a lime, keeping that scurvy away with fresh Vitamin C.
   Yet sailors become lonely, or develop romance with mermaids in the theater of their minds, that quantum pull of belief and effect, reserved for children of God, though Free Will kidnaps many away from Divine Purpose.
   So, never alone--Pueblo found the archaic parrot.  Never an eagle, yet so related, and feathers never ruffled, hanging out on a mammal's shoulder--a repeating sidekick, reminding the Cracker Jack white hat of a rear-view mirror's documentation, and that all actions are documented.
   Now, all CPO Pueblo needed was a grappling hook; plus, a double-barrel, though never a salty dog.  

Mom's birthday party

Francis and Mom--reunited

   
   "Francis and Mom--reunited"
  
   11 years ago, when I moved back to Tennessee, Mom had never laid down ground rules, for they were dictated by others; moreover, she said Francis would go to Catholic school, walking there every morning with a bag of lunch under his arm--it never happened, yet we took care of the others' children for years, everyday, picking them up at school, feeding them and other nice things.
   Away from Mom for two days was a melancholy groove.  I have only OCD; thus, count everything and keep notes.  She wasn't fed, brushed, groomed, and so on.  I looked through all the trash, and went to the dump the morning I returned, saving my family more expenses.
   Was told I can't take Mom for rides--no gas.  Have to beg to get her zinc and food.  Francis has lived in squalor himself for years.  Desire to get him involved in a baseball league or something, teach him the Ten Commandments, and instruct him to read comic books or Tom Sawyer.
   So I fed and medicated Mom as soon as I returned.  They had her laying on her back, flat, looking up at the ceiling, which is a plotting way to give pneumonia.  Too, her bed sore was flared, them not having medicated it, changed her clothes, and so on.  I mixed zinc with antibiotic balm, putting myrrh and turmeric powder in it.  Overnight the redness ceased.  They did not give her the laxative as I mentioned, and I document all her actions--and am the only one who talks to her like she's a great person, never giving pity, yet hope.  
   I've had my 5th Amendment stolen, my Freedom of Religion, and all the rest.  All that should occur is peace, yet now their fear again threatens me.  Let me love my Mom, guide my son to be a mere welder or something, teach him the Pledge of Allegiance, and enjoy the sunny days and walks in the park.  Mom is happy to see Francis.  She told me yesterday, after I asked her if she was glad he was here:  "Yup."  A single cognizant word from her makes me smile all day.  She is a true trooper, in sublime fashion.  

Werefox Vaquero--contract killers

   
   "Werefox Vaquero--contract killers"
   
   Samuel Mars lived in Tennessee.  He was just a dude; next, they asked for it.  Poisoning wasn't enough; then, there was the contract killers put on him.  Possible police involvement--make it look like an arrest and the dude dies in police custody, or they say he was acting up and kill him, or lock him up and kill him.  Or a hokey accident.  Or even by ambulance.  Or a long distance shot from the associates of relatives. 
   Samuel Mars just wanted them to know.  How's that--in America?  
   He went to the market and purchased some Sprite.  He used the contract money he found.  So, if they did get him, well--the killers wouldn't get paid.  He had the money; specifically, buried it, along with all the names, telephone numbers, and so on.  He knew, the white hats would find it if something happened; otherwise, he wouldn't unearth it, rather their actions would axiomatically lead to the truth being unearthed.  
   The day was bright.  He thought about their time in the pits of Pandemonium if they did not stay away.  Oh well, at least baseball season is arriving.  Dodgers will be good this year.  

Werefox Vaquero--Bubba Cheese--repurchase

   
   "Werefox Vaquero--Bubba Cheese--repurchase"
   
   Phil Diamond had scooted the super-charged 6-cylinder Buick to Oregon, transcending his original outline.  Heck, he never used an outline--needed not a blueprint for existence; however, he enjoyed his Bill of Rights.  5th Amendment, ability to be silent.  Of course, Freedom of Religion, yet unlike a church leader, Phil Diamond didn't steal your money, it could be argued against them at times; still, he was a vacuum when it came to Gin Rummy.  Phil Diamond had his 1st Amendment stepped on, law enforcement put vocabulary, illegally, upon his 5th; moreover, illegal search and seizure--it went on and on.  He ultimately realized when his contentious step-father took out a contract on him, fueled by an officer of the court and phony finances.  What, people don't want to destroy the lives of others?  It's all a movie?  Tell that to murdered myriads living in silence.
   On the rocky shore, waves brought in by a waxing Moon, crashing, yet symmetrically, in an artistic sense, upon the pebbled beach, and Phil Diamond, on the run, witnessing an Orca angelically expose its behemoth shine upon Terra's shore, the two mammals eye to eye, as if a reflection of sleek purpose and awesome might, forged by the life of flowing water.  The Orca smiled and kissed him, going back into its kingdom.  Phil cranked up a cherry cigar, knowing God has a sense of humor, showing him like this, not a crude nasty God, unless you are out to damage decency.
   Phil Diamond knew the Jew always says to the Christian, as if salvation was born with the chosen:  "Make sure your sister washes her hands before making a visit."
   Phil Diamond smiled skywards, knowing he was only guilty of having a tame imagination, knowing those in pernicious pursuit constantly crave strange, in the flesh, as if having no innate treasure, or so they discarded their internal purpose.
   Phil Diamond got back in the Buick.  Motored off to a surf shop.  He would gel with the locals.  The West seemed pretty free.  Pretty American Free.  

Werefox Vaquero--cotton candy with teeth, mind ya

   
   "Werefox Vaquero--cotton candy with teeth, mind ya"
  
   Sausage Man was like:  "You shouldn't drink while taking your medication."
   Farmer Fred, the noodle-ishish tribesman related to Marco Polo's Uncle retorted:  "You so bright dat ur mama dubbed ya sun, feller."
   All in all--it was another quintessential moment for high comedy at the local tavern, where the pastor would sit in the corner; however, not having Shane's mindset, yet mentally groping women, curious as to the color of their underwear, and if it was fabricated from cotton, silk, or even boxer shorts, hoping to seduce them into visiting his homemade tabernacle and get a closer gander at them goodies.  His idol was Boss Hog--them damn Dukes, so knew:  Rosco Purvis Coltrane.  
   Max heard it all, and Junkyard kept wagging.  Like cotton candy with teeth, yet he had no stick up his buttocks, unlike the pretentious pie-holes unable to eat kosher, for they're allergic to the super-induced reality of being a halfway decent human being, and his physician tells him he's allergic to peanuts so that the Doctor named Pepper can thieve away his stash of M & M's.
   Max put his beer glass on the ground, and Junkyard got more than mere backwash.  After a quick lick till guzzle, the poodle let out an obnoxious belch; next, laughed with some slobber to follow, rolled around on the floor, and followed the show with a yellow urination.
   Farmer Fred came over to scold the twosome, voicing:  "Dat sum bitch dog just pissed on de floor, boy!"
   Max looked up, and not being condescending, nor supercilious, explained:  "Sir--the dog, save me--is the only one in here with any class.  Now go say bye bye, and get some cream for your wife's non-yummy yeast infection."
   Farmer Fred with:  "Gonna tell the pastor, boy."
   Max grinned:  "The pervert with a pint of extra-creamy mayonnaise perpetually painted inside his pants?  Well, I'd go to hell like you want me to, but they kicked me out for selling ice cream--see ya."
   Max got up, and Junkyard followed him outta there, yet not before releasing his anal glands, and blowing sour wind in the direction of an assortment of delinquent douchebags.