400 pound simian & warrior dwarf

   
   "400 pound simian & warrior dwarf"

   Science is a lie, mostly.  It's like the Star Wars cantina out there.  400 pound simian hovers over lady with hallucinations and makes her tear up in tormented terror.  Doctor Death's witches invade suburban habitat, spying for the grim reaper, but their salacious sorcery is woefully weak.  Old man Bill Cosby has put pills in the pudding--old people can be selfish and downright iniquitous.  Warrior dwarf at grocery market punches ectomorph elf in the face.  Hey, I'm being allegorical, or am I?
   Captain Crunch--it's crunch time.  Gets ass kicked in titty bar, while wearing the uniform, not for God and country, but for himself; plus, shoots down own aircraft.  She went to the University of Kentucky Fried Chicken.  I've had debates with a West Point grad; moreover, called him Colonel Sanders.  SOLDIER!!!
   Enlisted men aren't good enough to hold their swords up--you were an enlisted man, you slack-jawed Philistine.
   Esau forms hairy man tribe, swings from the cross, scratches hairy face, and can't contemplate the Trinity--he's not wired for anything but thieving birthrights.  
   I'll release my medical records later in the week.  Show the false testimony.  How they tortured me due to invoking comedy towards the rich man's nucleus--his pocket book.  They lied to police, called in favors, and over a poor man, not knowing that physicians and nurses are one of the leading causes of death in America.  
   It doesn't get any better than kneeling for the flag.  Wipe your ass and spit on your piece of paper that claims your superiority, and your family looks like duck people.  
   Is this ambiguous?  Yup.  I don't even know what the hell I'm writing--or do I?
   Love you Mom.  Sorry they want to lock you up.  Oh well, that's why the Virgin Mary is the Mirror of Justice.  When they look at us--they'll see her crystal cool blue and inviolate white.  It's freaking unearthly, Jerry!  If you can't stand in the Virgin's scalding white presence; next, you can't be with Jesus, for He lives with His Mother.