How to be a politician

 
   "How to be a politician"
   
   First--start out with a small crime, like extortion; next, place your mother in a nursing home where the flunkies administer bloody enemas on a regular basis and wash your matriarch in her own urine; then, screw your brother's wife and give his children poison--you're on your way to being governor.
   They observe and fall in wicked love with you when you get away with small crimes, hoping you'll have victory in even more scandals.  And if you do, and don't get caught, they let you in.
   However, there's Trump.  Nobody owns him, for he has his own money; nevertheless, they can threaten him or his loved ones.  But, in the end, the white hat always wins--it is written.
   We don't need the Democratic Dungeon Masters calling us racists.  Did not the Lone Ranger break bread with Tonto?  Indeed, he did.  And then they kicked ass, no matter what the color.