Monday, October 16, 2017

American Bad Asses

   
   "American Bad Asses"
   
   I'm coyoting a portion of this; nonetheless, works for me.  Here's 3 American Bad Asses.
   
1.)  Harry S. Truman--no college, good for him, never getting Kool-Aid poured down his throat, and baby:  The Buck Stops Here.  He said, more or less:  "You can accomplish anything--if you don't care who gets the credit."
  
2.)  Hunter S. Thompson--this bad ass never met a narcotic he didn't like, and I say, good for him, you bunch of liberty haters.  Hung out with the Hell's Angels.  Drank the shit out of it; plus, liked to blow up gas propane tanks in his backyard with a shotgun.

3.)  G. Gordon Liddy--when God was passing out bad asses, no man got a better one.  Mr. Liddy transcends muscle, the little killer, being pure gristle.  His bad ass was locked up in the Federal Penitentiary for near 6 years, and all he did was kick ass.  They sent some Black Panthers after him to rattle his cage, and Mr. Liddy went into them with pure spirit.  He always said:  "If you're in an alley at night and 3 guys try to mug you; next, pick the biggest and ugliest; then, go into him with everything you've got.  Too, I have the largest genitalia in America."  Guy's practically a Saint--in my book.  He can get a woman pregnant by simply sitting next to her.  It doesn't get any more bad ass than this guy.