Cagney and Lacey--even G. Gordon Liddy fears them

  
   "Cagney and Lacey--even G. Gordon Liddy fears them"
   
   Throughout the 1980's, I was terrified of two female cops, but they weren't really cops--you tell me, or I'll have my dog take a toxic load on your front porch, possibly.
   I was born with four nipples.  My ex-wife chewed off the small ones underneath.  No horseshit Wang.  My cousin has three nipples, but his package is mightier than mine, on certain scales of measurement.  He could've been a porn star, but those folks get terrible health insurance I hear, and who really wants to put their dingus in a beehive.  
   Oh well.  Getting my ass kicked everyday.  We all are; however, we can be saved by the Blood of the Lamb and the Confession of the mouth.  
   Plenty of aircraft in the sky lately.  You notice?