Dodgers Update

   
   "Dodgers Update"
   
   Justin Turner just put the All American Bat to a fastball.  It didn't clear the fence, but it was pretty good.  Pretty good.  
   They say the Dodgers are psychologically scarred from their August slump--I don't think so.  They have heavy hitters, and now football is too disgraceful to empirically observe.
   Holy Fire!  Dodgers got the bases loaded up, and no outs.
   What happened to enjoying a Dodger Dog, cheese dip, and a Coke with your family and watching a truly spiritual game.  Baseball is not a circus, as Cicero said of the gladiatorial gore in Ancient Rome; specifically, football is the circus, at least the NFL is.  Dude, those guys are filthy rich.  Get over it; indeed, they bed hot women that you and I will never have, act like fools off the field, and don't even take hits anymore.  It's like NERF ball.  Staubach took hits, and never bitched.
   Oh well, keep your feet on the ground, and your head in the heavens.  
   Grand Slam baby--Dodgers are on the field.