"Shmoo--quick facts"
Architect: Cartoonist, Al Capp.
Abilities:
1.) Lays eggs; plus, bottles of Grade A Milk.
2.) Will gladly die for owner, morphing itself into a yummy steak.
3.) Whiskers work better than toothpicks.
4.) Produces offspring with more mercury than the average hare.
5.) Shmoos are too sublime for the purpose of humanity.
